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CRIVENS.

THE GROOB HAS GONE.

NOW THE SYCAMORE TREE RESIDES IN PLAIN SIGHT.

THE SYCAMORIANS JEER AND THEY TAUNT, AND MY EYES AND EARS CAN TAKE IT NO MORE.

GROOB, I NEED YOUR VAST BULK TO SHIELD ME FROM THE SYCAMORIANS' VILE BLETHERINGS.

I AM A TOAST MAKER TRAPPED IN A PIT OF WHIRLING SHAME, AND I NEED YOU NOW.

COME BACK GROOB.

COME HOME.
  • Mood: Distressed
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~NooniePuuBunny May 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What kind of world is it when cries for a groob fall upon ears unheard. ;_;
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:iconfriedinsanity:
A world not worth living in.. :C If only Isaac Asimov were to spontaneously appear on top of my head..
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~NooniePuuBunny May 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Perhaps if you rub noodles under the haberdasher's bunion it might stir up the righteous indignation of the carpet beetle ministries. They can protest louder than a soup can.
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:iconfriedinsanity:
Oooh, you are full of ideas!

And indeed soup cans are pretty loud. I should know, I was one once. It ain't comfortable!

I have no noodles, but I have some jellied spaghetti. Will this do the trick?
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~NooniePuuBunny Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Should work, unless we have some unruly rubber bumpers nearby. They've been on holiday though...
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:iconfriedinsanity:
Another holiday? That's the third time this year! Where have they been off to now?
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~NooniePuuBunny Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Rubber bumpers made a windfall on oil stocks and wool socks. They've decided that if taking three holidays are good for the edamame, it's good enough for them.
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:iconfriedinsanity:
This may be, but have they not thought of who will clean the walls of the Explosive Soap Demonstration Theatre while they are gone? The first time they had to get Julie the Paranoid Crow, who was very pregnant at the time, and the next they had to politely ask Barack Obama who was busy with his own issues, but nevertheless felt compelled to oblige. The rubber bumpers cannot keep doing this!

But if indeed they are on holiday, it does give a good opportunity to let me try the jellied spaghetti.. Mr. Haberdasher, your assistance please..
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